So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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