I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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