I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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