Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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