I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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