I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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