i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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