He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
She said her name was "party"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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