She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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