i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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