Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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