they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
