Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Damn victory sex feels great
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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