We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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