how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
love makes seman taste better
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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