I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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