Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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