You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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