Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think your dad took our porno
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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