she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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