Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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