I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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