I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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