Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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