He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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