Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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