Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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