I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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