I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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