I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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