Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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