No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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