I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
did i walk over a car last night?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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