I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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