I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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