you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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