You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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