If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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