NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
handjob tips. give me some.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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