its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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