i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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