ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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