I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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