you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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