So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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