he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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