it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
its liver damage thursday
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