Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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