super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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