____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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