Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Randomize
