i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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