IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize