you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Randomize
